RULES OF THE
AIRWAYS
Takeoff's are
optional. Landings are mandatory.
Flying is not
dangerous; crashing is dangerous.
Speed is life,
altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the
sky.
The only time you have
too much fuel is when you're on fire.
Flying is the second
greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first!
Everyone knows a
'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. But a 'great landing is one
after which you can use the airplane again.
The probability of
survival is equal to the angle of arrival.
Was that a landing or
were we shot down?
Learn from the
mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them
yourself.
Trust your captain....
but keep your seat belt securely fastened.
Be nice to your first
officer, he may be your captain at your next airline.
Any attempt to stretch
fuel is guaranteed to increase headwind.
A pilot is a confused
soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a
woman.
Try to keep the number
of your landings equal to the number of your
takeoffs.
There are old pilots,
and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold,
pilots!
Gravity never loses!
The best you can hope for is a draw!
Gravity
SUCKS!!
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