Occasionally,
airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and
their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples
that have been heard or reported:
"There may be 50 ways
to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this
airplane..."
Pilot - "Folks, we
have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt
sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane
till we land ... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it
affects the flight pattern."
After a particularly
rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest
flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments
because, after a landing like that, sure as Hell everything has
shifted."
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